1)” There is just something different about you” …translation: I tell every girl that there is something different about her to make her feel special and get in her pants.
2) “You make me want to be a better man”.. translation: You obviously know that I am an asshole but by saying this I will make you think that you can change me even though you can’t.
3) “I’m really just a nice guy who hasn’t met the right girl yet”.. translation: I was too much of a douche to realize it when I met the right girl and now I am screwed.
4) “All of the girls I dated were crazy”.. translation: I was such a douche that I made them all crazy.
5) “I’m just not ready for a serious relationship because I was really hurt by my ex”..translation: I would rather screw around with lots of girls and not commit and that sounds like a great excuse.