I have to give my friend props for this one. She managed to find the worst dating profile that we have come accross in our search. Now ladies, I don’t want you to get too excited, this guy is a real catch.
Here are his stats and winning qualities:
Age 41, Height 5’4″, Heavy smoker who is currently in a relationship & living with the person.
Looking for: A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS TO HAND WITH
Occupation: UNEMPLOYED
Do you have a car: NO
Do you do drugs: SOCIALLY
and he looks like a skinny crackhead WITH my favorite… A PORN STAR MUSTACHE!
That is way too funny!
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