I have to give my friend props for this one. She managed to find the worst dating profile that we have come accross in our search. Now ladies, I don’t want you to get too excited, this guy is a real catch.

Here are his stats and winning qualities:

Age 41, Height 5’4″, Heavy smoker who is currently in a relationship & living with the person.

Looking for: A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS TO HAND WITH

Occupation: UNEMPLOYED

Do you have a car: NO

Do you do drugs: SOCIALLY

and he looks like a skinny crackhead WITH my favorite… A PORN STAR MUSTACHE!

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