Rules for the first 3 dates #Ifhesurvivesthreedateshemaybeinitforthelonghaul

1) DO NOT let them pick you up on the first date, always meet them somewhere and check in with a friend periodically.

#Bewareofstalkersandalwayshaveanescapeplan

2) If he sent you or requested naughty pictures before you went out with him, you shouldn’t be out on the date.

#Menwhosendandrequestdirtypicsdothiswitheverygirlandarepigs

3) Don’t discuss your physcho ex-boyfriend, crazy ex-husband, traumatic childhood or need for anti-depressants.

#Keepyourissuesbetweenyouandyourshrinkorhewillrun

4) Don’t show too much cleavage or leg. Sexy is good as long as it’s classy.

#Ifyoudresslikeawhorehewilltreatyoulikeawhore

#Mengetdistractedbyboobies

5) If you have children DO NOT let them meet your children at the beginning stages of the relationship.

#Dontdragkidsintoitifyoudontevenknowifyoulikehim

6) Don’t discuss marriage or children.

#Menscareeasilyandthewordsmarriageandchildrenarelikethewordsserialkillertous

7) If he doesn’t pay for the first date NEVER go out with him again.

#Ifhedoesn’tpaythefirsttimehewilprobablyneverpay

8) If he reveals more than 3 red flags on the first date, run for the hills.

#Threeredflagsbydateonemeanstherearemanymoretocome…BANNER

for more on red flags go to https://fiercelyanya.wordpress.com/2012/07/02/idatedthatdouche-com-version-of-red-flags/

9) If he talks incessantly about himself and doesn’t let you talk, don’t waste your time with the selfish bastard.

#Heprobablyloveshimselftoomuchtoeverloveyou

For more see https://fiercelyanya.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/beware-of-dogs/  (#1)

10) NEVER sleep with them on the first, second or even third date unless you are not looking for anything more than a booty call. Once a man gets the goods, everything changes

#Menthinkwiththeirdicksmorethantheirbrains