They don’t all wear signs

I took a picture of this guy at a bar the other night simply because he looked like he should have had DOUCHE tattooed on his forehead. The neon green muscle shirt, the white sunglasses and the little pony tail all screamed I AM A DOUCHE. Well, we all know that most douches are not this easy to spot. Most have the appearance of gentleman, as my friend calls them, closet douches. So the moral of the story is not to forget the warning signs and red flags even if he looks like a prince, he may really be a frog.