Real men wear kilts????

Some sites require you to write a catch phrase/ caption. It’s the first thing that is displayed in the profile searches along with your photo. These were all posted by men:

47, single, unemployed and I live with my Dad

my pillow pet just isn’t working out! 😉

Let Me Be the Spark to Light a Fire in Your Heart!

I have all my real teeth!!!

Duck lips are as gay on girls as they are on guy’s

would you make me a sandwich please

There must be a hole in my net

Hoping I have the right bait!

And my favorite….  

Real men wear kilts!!! (PROPERLY!) *I’m not sure what’s worse, his Kilt or the hideous floral couch!