Just because they believe in God doesn’t mean they aren’t an asshole.

This is a copy of the chat a friend of mine had with a guy in the dating site “Christian Mingle”

She lives in RI and he lives in NY

HIM:  hi
HER: how are you
HIM: good
HIM: yourself
HER: excellent thank you
HIM:  so you are single
HER: yes
HIM: great
HER:  and live about 3 hours away from you
HIM: not bad
HER I don’t do long distance relationships
HIM: we can have a coffee together
HER: 3 hours away I don’t think so
HER: I don’t do coffee dates
HIM:  if we like eachother who knows
HER: not 3 hours away
HER: I’m looking in my state not out of state
HIM: you look like my type of woman
HER: well that is nice but I don’t have the kind of patience and finances to have a long distance relationship
HIM: we can talk on the phone
HER: I would like someone I see often. No phone calls if you live that far away
HIM: and send pictures of our selfs
HER: you have pictures on here and thats all I send
HIM: I wanted to see you in a bathing suit
HER: you’re not understanding I AM NOT HAVING A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH ANYONE GET IT
HER: YOU’RE ON DRUGS I don’t even know you
HIM: you have fire in your heart thats very sexy
HER: and a fire in my mouth and I speak my mind and your not listening to me..
HER: NO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
HER: PERIOD
HER: 8 IN STATE OR NOTHING
HIM: OOOO I like a woman that speaks her mind
HER: the gall of you to want to see me in a bathing suit..I don’t know you from a hole in the wall
HER: I need to go.
HIM: whats so bad about that
HIM: don’t be mad. be happy!
HIM: okay